The Funniest Screenshots We Found This Week (11 Memes)

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Dec 15, 2020 1:38 AM EST

When you really think about it, most of the sentences we say in our lives are probably repetitions of the same thing over and over. How often do you say something you've never said before? If you want to branch out your lexicon, have a look at our new memes from r/BrandNewSentence, where you'll find a lot of things you've never heard or spoken before. 

And have a look at last week's top screenshots for more entertainment.

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  • 01
    Text - pissvortex Follow imagine waking up in the middle of the night to a large hairless gorilla making kissy noises and rubbing your stomach. that's what your cat has to deal with every day
    via Reddit
  • 02
    Text - Oops!...I Dad It Again @NewDadNotes Wife: pick a Christmas movie to watch. Me: Lord of the Rings. Wife: that's not a Christmas movie. Me: then why does it have elves? Wife: Me: plus Gandalf looks like Low Carb Santa.
    via Reddit
  • 03
    Text - queen joheen @queenjoheen Crazy that some people don't need glasses and can just rawdog vision like that
    via Reddit
  • 04
    Concert hall - Punk scientist kicked out of classical symphony concert for crowdsurfing -.. altpress.com
    via Reddit
  • 05
    Text - Every story about edible weed: 1. Not high. 2. Not high. 3. Still not high. 4. Not high. 5. Please drive me to the emergency room. 9:10 PM - 31 Oct 2015 yeahwehadatime: Little tip about hash cakes: Start off with one wait about an hour and see how you feel. Don't eat 15 in one go, cause you will see the Devil and he'll try to rip your heart out through your kneecaps.
    via Reddit
  • 06
    Organism - Astrie ... @skramzboarding wake up babe new squid dropped New Scientist O @newscientist 2d Soertt Squid-like creature that looked like a giant paperclip lived 200 years bit.ly/3erhaSQ
    via Reddit
  • 07
    Text - First World Pains @FirstWorldPains I know that adults do multiple loads of laundry for different colored clothes but l've been putting all my clothes in at the same time and I'm just saying, nothing bad has happened 8:00 AM 22 May 19 TweetDeck Can confirm this meckamecha Modern laundry sauce doesn't cause color leaching like old laundry sauce did
    via Reddit
  • 08
    Text - kuttithevangu Honestly the mere fact that some people refer to Daddy Long Legs as "harvestmen" is creepier than 90 % of all deliberately created horror but like the worst part is that the alternative is calling them Daddy Long Legs pipistrellus #WHAT ARE THEY HARVESTING #1 AM HAUNTED AND VEXED apinchofsanity They are harvesting our sorrows sweaterweathercub True harvestmen, and not cellar spiders which are the other Daddy Long Legs, are truly omnivorous- known to eat everything from spide
    via Reddit
  • 09
    Text - jon drake @DrakeGatsby ... It's my Roomba's birthday so l'm bringing him to the beach and I'm just gonna let him go crazy
    via Reddit
  • 10
    Text - The Texas Butthole Tickling Bandit Has Finally Been Caught By colt Mar 28, 2019 BREAKING NEWS NOT TO MAN ARRESTED FOR BREAKING INTO HOMES AND TICKLING BUTTHOLES f
    via Reddit
  • 11
    Text - Mandy.V @iamMandyV ... People with NO kids .who turn y'all lights off & hand y'all the remote? 09:07 · 14/11/20 from Fort Worth, TX Twitter for iPhone 709 Retweets 7,242 Quote Tweets 3,673 Likes 27 Charles the Great @ebonykru.. · 1d Replying to @iamMandyV I tell Google to turn the lights off and my remote is on the end table next to where I sit i. It's 2020 stop using your crotch fruit as employees lol 69 271,447 O 13.4K
    via Reddit

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